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Burnt TOAST

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#12Peak rank
2Days on list
141Score · 7d
Nov 4, 2026First seen
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Trending history

Burnt TOAST was first seen on Lobsters · Hottest on Nov 4, 2026. Since then it has appeared in 44 checks on 2 different days. Its best position was #12 of 25, reached on Nov 5, 04:21 UTC. It dropped off the list after Nov 5, 16:21 UTC. The same link also trended on Hacker News, which raises its cross-platform score.

Rank history

Position on Lobsters · Hottest at every check (lower is better).

#1#9#17#25 18:5100:1305:3610:5816:21 Nov 4, 18:51 UTC · #17Nov 4, 19:21 UTC · #14Nov 4, 19:51 UTC · #15Nov 4, 20:21 UTC · #16Nov 4, 20:51 UTC · #17Nov 4, 21:21 UTC · #17Nov 4, 21:51 UTC · #17Nov 4, 22:21 UTC · #17Nov 4, 22:51 UTC · #17Nov 4, 23:21 UTC · #15Nov 4, 23:51 UTC · #14Nov 5, 00:21 UTC · #14Nov 5, 00:51 UTC · #13Nov 5, 01:21 UTC · #13Nov 5, 01:51 UTC · #13Nov 5, 02:21 UTC · #14Nov 5, 02:51 UTC · #14Nov 5, 03:21 UTC · #14Nov 5, 03:51 UTC · #14Nov 5, 04:21 UTC · #12Nov 5, 04:51 UTC · #12Nov 5, 05:21 UTC · #12Nov 5, 05:51 UTC · #12Nov 5, 06:21 UTC · #12Nov 5, 06:51 UTC · #12Nov 5, 07:21 UTC · #13Nov 5, 07:51 UTC · #12Nov 5, 08:21 UTC · #12Nov 5, 08:51 UTC · #12Nov 5, 09:21 UTC · #14Nov 5, 09:51 UTC · #16Nov 5, 10:21 UTC · #17Nov 5, 10:51 UTC · #18Nov 5, 11:21 UTC · #18Nov 5, 11:51 UTC · #18Nov 5, 12:21 UTC · #19Nov 5, 12:51 UTC · #21Nov 5, 13:21 UTC · #22Nov 5, 13:51 UTC · #23Nov 5, 14:21 UTC · #25Nov 5, 14:51 UTC · #25Nov 5, 15:21 UTC · #25Nov 5, 15:51 UTC · #25Nov 5, 16:21 UTC · #24

Last 14 days

Best rank per day (UTC).

Oct 26today

Metric history

Platform metric as reported by Lobsters.

05914 18:5100:1305:3610:5816:21 Nov 4, 18:51 UTC · 4Nov 4, 19:21 UTC · 5Nov 4, 19:51 UTC · 5Nov 4, 20:21 UTC · 5Nov 4, 20:51 UTC · 5Nov 4, 21:21 UTC · 5Nov 4, 21:51 UTC · 5Nov 4, 22:21 UTC · 5Nov 4, 22:51 UTC · 6Nov 4, 23:21 UTC · 7Nov 4, 23:51 UTC · 9Nov 5, 00:21 UTC · 10Nov 5, 00:51 UTC · 10Nov 5, 01:21 UTC · 10Nov 5, 01:51 UTC · 10Nov 5, 02:21 UTC · 10Nov 5, 02:51 UTC · 10Nov 5, 03:21 UTC · 10Nov 5, 03:51 UTC · 10Nov 5, 04:21 UTC · 12Nov 5, 04:51 UTC · 12Nov 5, 05:21 UTC · 13Nov 5, 05:51 UTC · 13Nov 5, 06:21 UTC · 13Nov 5, 06:51 UTC · 13Nov 5, 07:21 UTC · 13Nov 5, 07:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 08:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 08:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 09:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 09:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 10:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 10:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 11:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 11:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 12:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 12:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 13:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 13:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 14:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 14:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 15:21 UTC · 14Nov 5, 15:51 UTC · 14Nov 5, 16:21 UTC · 14

Where it trended

ListBestDaysChecksLast seen
Lobsters · Hottest#12244
Hacker News · Front page Shaun Thomas: Burnt Toastsame link

From the discussion

A few top-level comments from Lobsters, shortened. Read the full thread on Lobsters.

Several million rows is pretty small. And I'm not sure why the big text in each row was a problem at this size either?

Yeah I wondered the same when reading it. I gathered that problems arise when there isn’t a clear idea in the schema or the queries of when the large TOASTy columns are needed, so they get pulled in unnecessarily. If the TOASTy column is moved to a separate table, such that queries must do a join to touch the TOAST,…

Questions

Is Burnt TOAST trending on Lobsters right now?

Not at the moment. It was last on the list on Nov 5, 16:21 UTC, after 2 days of trending.

What is the highest rank Burnt TOAST reached?

#12 on Lobsters · Hottest, on Nov 5, 04:21 UTC. Trendoday checks this list every 30 minutes.

How long has Burnt TOAST been trending?

It was first seen on Nov 4, 2026 and has been on the list on 2 days (44 checks) since.